Regrets

20 Apr

The Day AfterLast night he looked beautiful

Lying in the moonlight

Today he looks ugly

I let my lust get the best of me

The jello shots didn’t help either

I can’t wait to get rid of him

But he looks like he’s

made himself comfortable

Remote gripped in his hand

Feet propped up on my coffee table

I didn’t realize how big

his nose was

Damned bar lighting!

Last night she looked so sexy

Sprawled across the bed

But she’s not so hot in the daytime

Her boobs are kinda small

And she’s got some cottage cheese fat

On her chubby butt

That’s the last time I get wasted

And go home with some random chick

At least she has a big screen TV

I can still catch the game

© Susan Barton 2013

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